I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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