Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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