He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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