i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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