Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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