If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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