i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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