I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Bring me that man meat
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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