No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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