watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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