My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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