definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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