Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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