Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You made out with two different species that night
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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