Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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