we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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