did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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