On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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