The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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