How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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