Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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