I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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