We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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