Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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