is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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