There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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