I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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