What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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