Where did you get a picture of my penis
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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