she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How external is "for external use only"?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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