The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
ttyl tear gas
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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