i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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