I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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