That's intense
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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