I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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