"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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