Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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