Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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