i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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