In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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