do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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