I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We’re leaving where are you
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