fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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