i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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