How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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