am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He did a backflip because drugs
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