i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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