Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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