By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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