I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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